day 10: go vegan

Last February I also had my Things-to-do-before-the-month-ends list. I went vegan for a month. Twenty nine days of just fruits and vegetables. No meat. Just pure guts to resist temptation that is meat. I basically was an advocate of this line:

“I partake not in the meat, nor the breast milk, nor the ovum of any creature with a face”

Boom! Super evil ex with vegan powers and bass paying skills on the side

It’s from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World and from evil ex # 3 who never fails to make me laugh, because hey. He's Superman. And the idea of getting psychic powers? How cool is that even?

So after my vegan-edge I lost 10 pounds and got psychic powers. I kid you not. I was able to use my psychic powers to see my crush (ehem, Kpop guy) whenever I wanted to. Okay, not really. But there was this one time I wanted to got to Agno, forced Rectorizer to go with me too. Then boom! Kpop guy was there as well. It was just me being lucky, but hey it sounds cooler when you say you have super vegan powers.

If your eating choices made you look like this. Ha

So I tried to go vegan again, because I just gained back my 10 pounds over the summer. Seriously, right? I skipped out on breakfast because we had cereal yesterday. I was opting to go buy a salad from KFC. But then me and my date for that day decided to have lunch from Agno and just have it to go so we can eat it somewhere else.


I usually hang out with a 1/3 of the 1-2-3 triplets (batchmates from STC) on Wednesdays because we have the same break. And oh my gosh she saved me and my vegan-edge. I was on the verge of just having my lunch through a straw, which was me getting a fruit shake for lunch, but she was getting lunch from this stall that sold Sizzling Tofu! You have no idea how happy I was,  I thought I could actually go vegan again.


But I was so wrong. During my 2:40 class I ended up taking a bite from an Ensaymada. God, I was so stupid. If someone goes, Gusto mo? and offers food to you the first thing you'd probably do is say, Suuuure and then take a bite. Facepalm forever. I was disappointed because the vegan-edge barely lasted a day. Sheesh.


Also Rectorizer somehow made Hipster boy so mad, so I suddenly came out with this unwritten rule to add to the H30 treaty: If one dishonors a promise, makes any member of the H3O mad the penalty is a libre. If both remaining members are mad at you the only thing that will merit forgiveness is through the ultimate libre: a blowout at a legit restaurant. We're filled with the crazies, but that's kind of how we dudes roll. 




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p.s.
I really need to start bringing a camera