I don't really know what else to say. I'm just pretty overwhelmed at the moment.
Today, I received an unexpected text message while preparing for a speech for my SPEECOM class. While I was trying to cram an almost two page script, my phone vibrated. I didn't want to be distracted, because I suck at giving speeches, especially in front of a lot of people. I have really bad nerves and a tendency to eat my words wasn't any help. But I whipped out my phone thinking it may be something important, or maybe I actually wanted the distraction.
I will never look at my phone- the bringer of the most random news- the same way ever again.
Still overwhelmed. Still nervous. Still need to calm down.
It's almost March, and for the year 2013 I've missed out on a lot of things. We really can't have everything. But for those things that we do actually get a hold of? Be sure to never let go or die trying.
Too blessed to be stressed.
Since it's been a long time since I've touched feelingsmithy, I've decided to mark the occasion.
Here's my speech from awhile ago. I wasn't able to say everything word for word, but I think I got my message across. A lot of people said my topic was interesting, honestly it was really gross.
Let's see what you think.
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FALL IN LOVE WITH A ZOMBIE
By: Arielle Sindac
Good afternoon everyone, sir. My name is Arielle Sindac and
I’m going to give a speech that will probably weird most of you out, because I
will talk about the possibility of falling in love with this.
Yes. A zombie. If you really think about it, about the
thought of falling in love with this? A corpse, the undead, if you ask me it’s downright
disgusting. Can you just picture all that decaying flesh, or can you even
picture going near something that’s already rotting? And not only are they way
past their expiration dates, these zombies are also out to eat you. Creepy,
right?
But the thing is Zombies are monsters. They’re in the same
category as vampires and werewolves, but as far as types of monsters are
concerned the two are actually more accepted nowadays.
Sure we’ve got vampires who glitter in the sunlight and werewolves with six pack abs. Let’s not forget that it’s the month of February and I believe that zombies, although scary monsters, deserve some of that monster-loving as well. They deserve the chance to be loved and to fall in love. And who knows, maybe under all that rotting flesh, there might be a heart, a beating heart that beats for you.
Sure we’ve got vampires who glitter in the sunlight and werewolves with six pack abs. Let’s not forget that it’s the month of February and I believe that zombies, although scary monsters, deserve some of that monster-loving as well. They deserve the chance to be loved and to fall in love. And who knows, maybe under all that rotting flesh, there might be a heart, a beating heart that beats for you.
Anyway, back to zombies. They’ve actually gone a long way to
being a part of pop culture. Hollywood has transformed what used to be witchcraft
and voodoo to something that markets the horror genre. It’s scary, there’s this
fear factor of being chased by hungry flesh-eating monsters. But recently, fiction has provided people with a new form of
entertainment. Not only do zombies scare the pants off of people but they
actually make people think about the future. What if the world ends in a zombie
apocalypse? What’s going to happen? How will we survive?
This zombie invasion scenario has actually thrilled a lot of
people. That maybe having zombies around wouldn’t be such a bad idea. Yeah, you
may be fighting for your survival and may be humanity’s last hope. But I think
the thought of being able to shoot and kill and use weapons has made the zombie
apocalypse more appealing to this generation.
So in the likely chance that the world does end this way, I
am here to give you reasons on why you should consider having a zombie as a
future life partner. Think about it this way. It’s the end of the world,
chances are there are less of you and more of them. If that’s what’s gonna come
down, I suggest you start thinking of building a loving relationship with the
undead.
Take note, this is for the adventurous, crazy types and not
for the faint of hearted and those with weak stomachs.
So why are zombies a catch? Well…
1) You know they’re not after looks. .
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SO to all those complaining about guys or girls
who only pay attention to a person’s physical attractiveness, maybe you can
give zombies a shot. For one, you know they don’t pay attention to your
physique, but what’s inside. The sad part is, it might be literally.
2)
They have unchanging features
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Once you die, your body just stops growing. SO
if you pick a zombie mate make sure that they died at the right age and at the
right moment. You don’t want to have a zombie missing par ts or has a knife
coming out of his eye. Pick one with immortalized abs and a barely scared face.
3)
You’ll never have this fear of your love one
dying
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Face it he’s already dead. The undead. So no
worries in that department
4)
You have
your own personal bodyguard
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Zombies are not only immortal but possess
unnatural strength that matches their unexplained undeadness. So if you want to
survive, you’ll need a partner that can smash other zombies and protect you.
5)
Zombies can help relieve your fantasies
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And I’m not talking about sexy fantasies, I’m
talking about romantic fantasies. You’ll want a partner in crime, in love and
in life. And sometimes we’re all after those rebellious types and a zombie fits
perfectly. Your friends and family might think you’ve lost your mind. And your
zombie orientation may be frowned upon by society. It’s all going to be you and
him/her against the world, eventually
6)
And lastly, the possibility of a zombie to love
you back
If there’s anything I learned from watching and reading Warm Bodies, it’s that we may never know what does go on in a zombie’s mind-or what’s left of it. If they had higher cognitive thinking skills, we will never know because of their lack of speech capabilities. Like I said who knows, right?
So your zombie may smell like he
hasn’t showered for years or he may have parts missing- these are things you can
overlook. He isn’t Nicolas Hoult and he’s not perfect. No one is. But if you
give it a chance maybe, just maybe falling in love with a zombie might even
help it change back to being human.
So give the zombie a chance to be
your valentine. Who knows, it might be that one thing you were waiting for.
- >:)
